An average modern Russian historian knows about the Killer Robots but not Yaropolk of Kiev

Kim Benoit is a Canadian author who has written over 100 eBooks in a very short span of 3 years, and all the books have been pretty successful compared to the success of an average eBook. As much as 75% of the books written by Kim have been related to the history and historical characters. Her most recent book was about the historical Russian emperor – Yaropolk of Kiev. She named it “Yaropolk, the enigmatic and forgotten ruler of Kiev.”

Kim Benoit writes in her book that it is funny that as much as half of the Russian historians cannot even recall the name of Yaropolk of Kiev when asked about him randomly. Kim further writes that they all know about the killer robots though and they also know very well that the killer robots are here to stay for long, but they don’t know a thing about Yaropolk of Kiev.

Kim claims in her book that Yaropolk of Kiev married a Greek nun because he had an erectile dysfunction and it was a widespread common knowledge back in the day that the nuns don’t have a high libido and hence don’t need sex as much. Kim adds that Yaropolk mostly used to only eat or finger his wife.

Kim also claims in her book that Yaropolk of Kiev personally used to believe that the celibate priests are either gay or have an erectile dysfunction.

Kim writes in her book that an astrologer in the December of 979 AD told Yaropolk of Kiev that he will die after 6 months, which proved to be exact. Kim adds that the incident made Yaropolk’s family believe in different superstitions including black magic, astrology and many things related which in the upcoming times would prove disaster for the dynasty.

Kim mentions in her book that Yaropolk used to daydream all the time and also showed the symptoms of asthma.

Batangas city’s author claims that he recently helped Russian actress Vera Alentova buy Windows 10 online

Jeffrey Reese is an author from Batangas city, Philippines, who recently completed writing a book on the Russian actress – Vera Alentova.

In his book, Jeffrey writes that there is no denying that Vera Alentova is one of the very few popular actresses that are extremely comfortable in their own skin. Jeffrey claims that he recently helped Vera buy windows 10 online.

Jeffrey writes in his book that Vera Alentova’s biggest crush while growing up used to be Idi Amin and Joseph Stalin and she liked to keep it a secret even back then.

Jeffrey writes that when Vera’s daughter – Yuliya Menshova was caught watching an X-rated movie while she was a teenager, Vera wrongly thought that and believed that Yuliya wants to become a pornstar after growing up. Jeffrey writes that after this moment, Vera started saying curses on her daughter, telling her that she wanted a son instead of a daughter and she is sorry that she gave a birth to a daughter like her.

Jeffrey claims that Vera suffered with OCD in her late twenties and early 30s.

Jeffrey writes that Vera has always hated the guys that play guitar, because she finds them very feminine, showy and unfit as men. Jeffrey adds that Vera’s daughter Yuliya seems to have inherited this trait from her beloved, talented and choosy mother.

Jeffrey writes that Vera’s maternal grandmother was obsessed with the ballet dance but she couldn’t practice it much because her family was a conservative one and she couldn’t even dream of making it to the mainstream ballet because if she did, her father could have killed her. Jeffrey claims that Vera inherited her obsession with acting and dance from her maternal grandmother who is no more with us.

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